In the bathroom, I like to keep three cups. One for drinking,
one for fresh flowers, and one to break into a make-shift shiv, to carve
up an attacker's face...
Bod: 6, Chi: 0 (For:10), Mnd: 7, Ref:
Everyman's Luck: Fortune Dice spent do not effect Fortune rating for Fortune checks.
This'll Do: Character gets a +1 AV for an improvised weapon.
|Passive Dodge: 13
Active Dodge: 16
Adapted by Douglas P. Wojtowicz, a sick, sick man, who admits that Comedy Central's "Martha Stewart: Prison Time", commercials helped influence Martha Stewart Action Heroine (with a little help from Joe Kilmartin & Nightman)
Some Martha Stewart Links
(Not All of Them as Friendly as One Might Suspect...) :
Woman Knows Everything!
(a reverent fan site)
Martha Tried to Run Down a Landscaper With Her Car
a true story...
(the *complete* police report)
(an irreverant worship page)
- an unofficial web guide
(heap-big fan page)
(the lady herself)
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