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Weapons: 
Punch: 7/9, Kick: 8, Chainsaw: 12 (STR+6, jams on botch requiring Fix It Roll or STR roll to clear), Sword:10, 12 Gauge Double-Barrelled Sawed Off Remington: 13/5/7  

Wealth: Working Stiff

Ash 
S-Mart Housewares Specialist & Everyday Hero 

Bod:8(Str 6) Chi:0(For:10) Mnd:9(Int:4) Ref:7 

Skills: 
Driving :11, Fix It:13, Guns:12, Info/Housewares & Hardware:12, Info/Piano:12, Info/Pick-Up Lines:12, Info/Night School Chemistry:11, Info/Comic Books:11, Info/S-Mart: 11, Intimidation: 14, Leadership: 13, Martial Arts:14 

Schticks:  
Lucky Bastard: Fortune Dice spent do not subtract from Fortune Rolls. 
Lightning Reload (x3) 

Unique Schtick-Metal Hand:  In Army of Darkness, Ash designs and arranges to have forged for him a clockwork prosthetic metal hand which is seen to be strong enough to crush an iron goblet. I'm giving it a Str 12 capable of doing 13 pts of squeezing damage then requiring a Fix It roll to reset it, and assuming that when Ash hits someone with it it does +3 points of damage added to his Str
 

 
 
 
 
"My name is Ash and I was a slave for awhile.Close as I can figure it the year was 1300 AD and I was being dragged to my death.  It wasn't always like that... I had a real life, once.  A job. Here at S-Mart. I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains.  It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomicon ex Mortis, the Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumarrian text contained bizarre burial rites, funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages.  It was never meant for the world of the living.  The book awoke something dark in the woods.  It took Linda and then it came for me.  It got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.  But that didn't stop it.  It came back again. Big time. Dragged me and my Oldsmobile back into the past with it where I rounded up the local neanderthals and kicked its ass again.  I thought about staying. They offered me the chance to lead them, to teach them, to... to be king... but my place is here, so I swallowed the juice, said the words and... Well maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable, no.  But  basically I said them yeah... basically. Sure I could've stayed in the past.  Could've even been king.  But in my own way, I am king. ... 
Hail to the king, baby."


 
Related Links (and there's LOTS)  : 
 
 
See what Bruce is doing now, complete with press releases, advance info, on-set anecdotes, rants, advice.. everything a Bruce-aholic could ever ask for...
The Evil Dead Webrings resource
some very cool resources, not the least of which is a day-by-day journal of how the First Evil Dead movie ("Book of the Dead" at the time) was shot...
 
The Essential Ode to Ash 
 
 
fanfiction, a Mailing List, some cool add-ons for existing shootemup games and enough Java to choke a goat
 
 



 
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